Forget Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Guffaw at the laughable “frightening tales” in Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. Gathered here are the spookiest, scariest, most terrifying books in existence…to college students.
Read on, if you dare! We cannot be held accountable for the horrors below. Nor can we be to blame for the shocking reactions they illicit deep within your bones.
Happy Halloween!
5. Encyclopedia of Applied Plant Sciences ($1,085)
For years, innocent forests were brutalized for mankind’s insufferable textbook-making greed. Finally, the trees have their revenge!
4. Handbook of Porphyrin Science (Volumes 16-20) • $(1,850)
Volume 17 is calling from INSIDE the classroom!
3. Encyclopedia of International Media and Communications ($2,125)
This book is said to contain the lost souls of four thousand marketing specialists. The highest number per page, outside of the Necronomicon.
2. Comprehensive Inorganic Chemistry II ($4,410)
It’s rumored that after several mischievous college students vandalized the home of professor Trevor W. Hambley, he wrote this horrifying book. In a master stroke of pure evil, he then made this $4K text required reading.
1. Comprehensive Toxicology: Edition 2 ($7,085)
You thought you were safe when Comprehensive Toxicology: Edition 1 went out of print. But you were wrong. And now its unholy spawn is here to wreak havoc on your wallet.
